Just one block into the trip, Falcon approaches two nattily dressed Wall Street types hailing a cab. Bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length. Enter the last 4 digits of the credit card associated with your account. Just before turning twenty-seven, Falcon says he woke from the fog of his life as a walking penis.
We spoke to a sex therapist, a doctor, a tailor and a guy who has one.
But he never stopped measuring himself. And men are just dildos as far as porn companies are concerned.